I’m Never Drinking Again

Anonymous Decorator




Well that’s the last time I ever go into work rough or drink the night before….


Set off to work – 2 hours late


Used my double ladders on an HSL and then put them on top of my van and then set off for a quick breakfast box due to feeling sick. Sets off and gets to the bottom of the hill and my ladders come flying off the van, smacked the window (big scratch down it but luckily not broken), big dent in my bonnet.


Gets back to work within 10 minutes and gets my iPhone out of my pocket to miss hold it and it hits the floor, smashed the back of it….


Fuck you Friday! Who wants a drink?


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